I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button
this has too many notes to be safe
Things not to say to me while I’m eating:
- That’s a lot of food
- That’s not enough food
- You’re going to eat all of that???!??
- That looks gross
- That’s not healthy
- That looks healthy
- That’s disgusting
- Why are you eating that?
- I’m glad you’re eating more
In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT.
this SO much
one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs
Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.
The fucking notes
MORE THAN 8M IM CRYING
IM ALREADY LITERALLY FLAT THIS CAN NOT HAPPEN TO ME REBLOG
Man boobs count
sighs so heres what my friends think about some of the hetalia characters…. and for those of you wondering
yes they did say everything in which was typed in their color
(and theyre really crazy so sorry if they offended you)
ill get them to do more later
What would it be like if the U.S. was war torn like Syria? A new video by international NGO Save the Children imagines just that, through the eyes of a young girl:
The disturbing video features shots of the girl as she goes about her normal life over the course of a year. The video begins and ends with the child celebrating her birthday. Between shots, we see how her life changes dramatically as war ravages her country.
i don’t think u fully understand how important this gif is
His nine lives flashed before his eyes.
"Lick lick lick fwoomp"
This doesnt stop being funny haha
The face, the eyes, and swatting. It’s all hilarious.
the fog here is thick enough to feel on yr skin; it’s the most refreshing thing to wake up and walk outside straight into. (please don’t remove this text/ keep the credit intact)
- call you names
- tell you weird and personal details about myself
- say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
- type in caps a lot.
If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:
- talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts
- share funny photos from my tumblr dash
- actually tell you when i’m upset
- try to make conversation with you
- just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
- tell you jokes even if they’re bad
let it bro
I’m doing a persuasive speech and this would really help me out.
If you think animals should be adopted from shelters, reblog.
If you think animals should be bought from pet stores, like.
After a long-fought battle in Australia, a python bested a crocodile and swallowed the reptile whole over a span of several hours in Queensland, Australia.
The snake reportedly fought the croc for five hours in Lake Moondarra. Winning the fight, the python constricted its prey to death. The estimated 10-foot snake then dragged the 3-foot croc ashore and proceeded to swallow it whole in front of a group of onlookers.
National Geographic identified the snake as an olive python and the croc as a Johnson’s crocodile, both of which are native to Australia. After its hefty meal, the python should be full for at least a month.
Nature is Scary AF!
Going to Australia is like walking into the tall grass without a pokemon